Got clutter that needs cleaning? Too busy to make your meals? Need to get your dungeon out of disrepair? Want some eye-candy to go along with your handyman?

If you’re a lady or gentleman of the kinky persuasion in the Seattle Metro Area and are looking for housecleaning services with a bit of fun, I’m here to help.

To schedule an appointment, ask questions or make a donation, use the email address:


Proficient, Fun and Kinky

I’m a masochistic submissive male who adores providing exceptional service and putting my skills at your disposal. Who wouldn’t want a sweet, servile boy happily doing their dishes or mopping their floors?

If you’re thinking this is too good to be true, please feel free to contact my references. They are ladies of quality who can vouch for my skill, discretion and respect of boundaries.

I don’t need constant supervision of micro-management, but you can certainly direct and cajole as much or little as you’d like. This is meant to be not only practical but fun, and I will make the experience enjoyable for you.

A Little About Your Houseboy

I’ve been active in the BDSM scene since I became a legal adult, and have always had a healthy interest in providing joyful service. In the past few years I’ve gone through a series of jobs with varying levels of success. After the latest venture ended, I decided it was time to stop forcing myself into an uncomfortable mold and try to live on the things I’m actually good at. This is my latest attempt at following the old adage of “do what you love.”

My other passions include stand-up comedy (another service I’m happy to provide! Please ask about my entertainment packages), cooking (I’m an avid amateur chef in my own time) and travel. I enjoy films, TV shows and books of most kinds but especially fantasy, sci-fi and horror. When I’m not on my knees scrubbing your floors, I can often be found at bars and clubs around the Seattle area plying my other trades or curling up with a good book on the bus.

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