My dear, dear patrons,
These last few months have seen my houseboy-for-hire business take off in a way I could have never imagined. Your kind and generous natures have kept your loyal servant clothed, fed and housed while being dedicated to providing you with the best service possible.
Like all businesses, it needs to expand, and this will require a small increase in prices. Starting on July 1st, my rates for new customers will increase to $20/hour. Existing patrons and clients with regularly scheduled recurring bookings, as well as those who book with recurring jobs this month, will be grandfathered (grandmothered?) into the existing $15/hour rate.
This increase in rates will help go towards expanding services (such as chauffeuring), new and better tools and equipment, and a more diverse work wardrobe for those who like a little showmanship with their service. 😉
I am also introducing a new referal and loyalty program. Starting immediately, any new clients referred to me by existing patrons will earn you one free hour of service. For every five hours booked, you earn a free hour of service as well (good on the next booking.)
I want to thank you all again for the tremendous support I have received in this wild endeavor. The community of Seattle has been more welcoming and warm then any I have ever been a part of, and I am proud to be of service to you all.
Your faithful servant,